Afternoon Crumbs

Another day, another set of pictures of the porn iguana showing off her rent-to-own pizza bubble tits – Hollywood Tuna

Jake Gyllenhaal and his beard-of-the-moment are holding hands, but all I see is her razor sharp eyebrow situation – Lainey Gossip

I bet even Mister Chase’s orgasm moans are auto-tuned – Towleroad

If day-shift train track hookers had a uniform, this would be their uniform – The Superficial 

Disney characters are the hardest working hos in the animation game – The Berry 

Amanda Bynes’ old grill looks like rubber fortune cookies with hemorrhoids – Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Osbourne’s engaged to hipster Yanni – Celebitchy

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s starting to get that pregnancy nose – Popoholic

The Texas T-Rex and ScarJo were probably the only two Hollywood hos not invited to Jimmy Kimmel’s wedding so they decided to shoot a perfume commercial together instead – ICYDK

I think I overdosed on class and sophistication while looking at these pictures – IDLYITW

Sofia Vergara’s douche piece has a pair of chichis that are almost as magnificent as hers – Just Jared

And the cuntified crow who attacked Wasabi-chan cackles while looking at this poor puss in a mushroom costume – OMG Blog

Backdoor Farrah was rejected by Playboy twice – Reality Tea

That clump of spiderwebs on Ashlee Simpson’s front gate is a metaphor if I’ve ever saw one – Crunk + Disorderly

By the look on Sigourney Weaver’s face, either she pissed her pants or that dog pissed in her hand – SOW

90 minutes isn’t that long considering that Katy Perry has to hide the shame from fucking John Mayer with concealer – HuffPo

Claire Danes in Vogue – Popsugar

Excuse Pamela Anderson’s beauty – I’m Not Obsessed

THE QUEEN is cackling with glee in the maternity ward waiting room while watching this video on her bedazzled iPad – Videogum