Panty Creamer Of The Day: Benedict Cumberbatch In Jorts

July 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Or are those jean capris (JAPRIS)?

Here’s Bendadick Cumsinbatches giving us the “otter making the Scream” face while posing next to a race car driver (in one of Daft Punk’s summer ensembles) in a promo pic for tonight’s Top Gear. I don’t know why, but so many of you hos ask me to post more about Benadryl Cucumberpatch. True story. One time, I was eating an English muffin, salami and extra mayonnaise sandwich (because I’m gourmet like that) and a reader emailed me to ask me to please post more about Benefiber Cummerbund, because she said he makes her muffin cream. Just as I read that, I squeezed the two English muffins and out trickled mayonnaise. Every time I eat an English muffin and mayo sandwich (which is all the time obviously), I think of a muffin creaming over Betadine Comboversnatch.

So here’s BC doing the Daisy Duck lift while wearing my mom’s favorite grocery shopping ensemble. May the muffins cream as I eat my English muffin and mayo sandwich.

via Buzzfeed

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