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July 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Because of all the shitty news that has made this week extra shitty, you might need some awww-ness to soothe the wilting edges of your soul. So here’s a little Pomchi (which sounds like the name of a pomegranate chai latte sold at Starbucks for $85 and an ovary egg, but it’s short for pomeranian chihuahua) doing God’s work by chomping on watermelon and looking weirdly adorable while doing so. This Pomchi looks like an Ewok’s nutsack with eyes.

The last time my chihuahua ate any kind of melon, his ass exploded and he lost half of his body weight in shit. I hope that didn’t happen to this Pomchi, but I don’t think it did since that Pomchi is obviously an animatronic furbot who runs on watermelon and the awwwws from humans. It does not shit. (Yeah and I just realized that with the first sentence of this paragraph, I made this week even shittier. I ruin everything!)

via HuffPo

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