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July 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Gillette (born name: Sandra Gillette), the New Jersey songbird who gave us the size queen anthem of the 90s!

A million years before Miley Cyrus thought of herself as the white girl gift to R&B, Gillette quickly became the Latina gift to dance R&B with her size queen anthem “Short Dick Man” and the anti-ugly dude anthem “Mr. Personality.” Gillette isn’t only a razor that some dudes use to shave their pubes off so their peen looks bigger, Gillette was also a singing misandry hero from the 90s who had the looks of a Laura San Giacomo impersonator and the standards of a picky size queen on Grindr. It was only hot dudes with big dicks for her!

Gillette’s first album On the Attack came out in 1994 and her first single “Short Dick Man” was a semi-big (pun intended) hit. They couldn’t play “Short Dick Man” on the radio, so they made Tommy Girl rage out of his Underoos when they changed it to the more radio friendly “Short Short Man.” They played that shit at every junior high school and high school dance. The 90s was all about tweens dancing to songs about dicks and fucking without knowing that they were dancing to songs about dicks and fucking.

Gillette’s second and third albums failed to rise and she disappeared in the early 2000s, but her size queen legacy will forever live on with this:

Overalls, tight long-sleeved t-shirts, oversized jerseys, pirate shirts, plaid newsboys and singing about macaroni dicks… This is the 90s I know and love.

And bonus: Here’s Gillette’s comeback single which I’m only posting to pay tribute to her impeccable lip liner and eyebrow game:

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