Night Crumbs

July 12, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Somebody is totally getting fired, because pilled up Mimi should’ve been carried out of the hospital on a Hello Kitty head-shaped bed by men dressed in pink unicorn costumes – Lainey Gossip

This is the most clothed I’ve seen RiRi in a long time – The Superficial

Thank the lord somebody invented a diaper for your peen head, because post-piss shaking is hard – Towleroad

And now you know what Sofia Vergara looks like when she’s constipated – Hollywood Tuna

Sue Ellen Mischke, get your lawyers on this shit STAT! – Drunken Stepfather

Happy Shirtless (and Pantless for some) Friday! – The Berry

Winona Ryder is still the leader of Team Anti-GOOP – Celebitchy

Julianne Hough on a trampoline is not a naked Derek Hough bouncing above your crotch (sorry, Seacrest!)- Popoholic

Jesus Jugs in a bikini – Reality Tea

Did Jesse Metcalfe get a breast reduction?! – Just Jared

Sofia Vergara wants you to know that she owns a mountain of Birkins – I’m Not Obsessed

Showing Miley Cyrus how twerkin’ is done – Jezebel

Blue Ivy Carter turned Miami into a holy land for a day by gracing it with her presence – Popsugar

If you take away the cuteness, this is what my three remaining brain cells look like during the day – OMG Blog

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