After Nick was voted out of Big Brother last night, Helen won HOH and all the power was taken away from the Paula Deen Tribe in the house. Aryan Nation and her band of messes were bitter and mad, so they decided to screw with Candice. Apparently, Aaryn didn’t want to sleep on the same side as Candice, so she flipped over her mattress and threw all her pillows on the floor. When Candice confronted Aaryn about it, the curtains to the Big Brother Presents Racial Foolery Theater opened and the racial fuckery flooded the house.
At around the 2 minute mark, Candice tells Aaryn that hell is going to fill the house if her mattress gets flipped over again and Aryan Nation responds by mocking Candice and saying, “Wutchu gon’ do, girl?” I expected to see a hand flying across the screen before hitting Aryan Nation in her dumb ass face, but that didn’t happen. Candice stayed in her seat and the two went at it a bit before GinaMarie (aka the worst Cheri Oteri character EVER) got in Candice’s face and asked her, “Do you want the black to come out?” Again, Candice kept her fists to herself and didn’t make the black and blue come out of GinaMarie’s eye by punching it. The messiness ended with Howard carrying Candice into the next room to tell her to calm down and not let those bitches get to her.
These dumbasses. They better hope that CBS hires an armored truck to drive their asses home when they get out of the BB house. And if they make the jury, they better hope that the sequester house is Mel Gibson’s guest house.
And on a different note, why is Candice wearing one of Martika’s old Kids Inc. outfits?