Crazy ass Halle Berry must really want a third ex-husband, because sometime this weekend she’s going to marry the crazy ass who beat the pretty out of her daughter’s crazy ass father. Halle Berry married David Justice in 1993, married Eric Benet in 2001 and E! says that she will marry Olivier Martinez this weekend. End well: this probably isn’t, but Halle obviously doesn’t give a shit about that so neither should we.
E! says that Olivier, Halle and Nahla were all at LAX today to fly off to some secret wedding location. They’re obviously going to France. They probably told Gabriel Aubry that they’re just going to take Nahla for some ice cream and then they flew off to France to get married and they’re never coming baaaaaack.
But seriously, Halle is giving birth to their son sometime this fall, so her lawyer should be prepared for a busy 2014. Because after Halle births out their kid, they’re going to fight, break up, fight, file for divorce, fight, battle for custody of their son and fight some more. We’ve all seen this movie before.
And on a different note, why does Olivier look like he broke a contract he signed with Ursula the sea witch? He’s serving up some polyp realness.