Afternoon Crumbs

DAMN! Wayne looks awful and miserable without Garth! – Popoholic

And you should really see #5 on the 13 Slasher Movies You’ve Never Seen (But Should) list, because La Bruja from The Real Housewives of Miami makes her film debut in it! – Chiller

Since RPattz and Kristen Stewart are over, one couple needs to fill the hobo hipster couple void and Mia Wasikowska and Jesse Eisenberg are that couple – Lainey Gossip

Is that a crotch tattoo on Nicole Richie or does she need to prune her overgrown coochie hair vine? – Drunken Stepfather

This girl should teach RiRi a thing or twenty – The Berry 

Ceiling Eyes is living the dream by posing with a Slurpee at 7-Eleven’s birthday party – Hollywood Tuna 

Things that exist: Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” rubbers – Towleroad

CHICHIIIIIIIIIIIIS (and I think I see Blake NotSoLively somewhere in there) – The Superficial 

The “Denzel Washington is passing his peen” rumors are back – Celebitchy

When you have to keep telling people that your fiancé is not your brother, there’s a problem… – Just Jared

And when Iggy Azalea farts, she can say that her butt face burped – IDLYITW

Lukens threw Backdoor Farrah out the backdoor – Reality Tea

Randy Travis’ getting drunk in front of a church days caught up with him – HuffPo

SO many chocolate covered strawberry jokes, so little time – Jezebel

For a second there I thought Kate Hudson’s kid was flipping us off and I was about to slow clap for him – Popsugar

Only here for that ambivalent dog – ICYDK

Why was expecting to see a naked Clair Huxtable dancing around in this Cosby Show/Blurred Lines mash-up? – Videogum

Anne Hathaway bought a Duran Duran record – I’m Not Obsessed

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