I don’t know how it happened and I don’t even think Kevin Jonas knows how it happened, but it happened. The littlest purity ring is being made right now for the Jonas spawn growing inside of Danielle Jonas’ womb. Kevin and his Haylie Duff-faced wife of 3 years Danielle told E! that in a few months she’s going to birth out a baby whose first thought will be, “Seriously, how the fuck did this happen?!” Kevin said these words to E!’s Giuliana Rancic:
“I was overjoyed. It’s been the most exciting thing in my life so far. I’m excited and I’m nervous.”
How does Kevin Jonas make a baby with his wife who’s a woman with woman parts? How does that happen? They probably turned off all the lights, cut a hole in the sheet and after he accidentally poked her in the belly button, he started to cry and so she handed him an empty turkey baster, an iPad full of Sean Cody videos and told him to have fun while she watched Say Yes to the Dress. And that is how a Jonas baby is made!
Congratulations to Kevin! Congratulations to Danielle! And congratulations to the turkey baster for a job well done!