Selena Gomez’s new break-up song “Love Will Remember” mysteriously leaked online (aka her people uploaded it to some random YouTube and then sent the link to her fan sites) last night and some say that the b-hole-cringing voicemail at the beginning is from her on-and-off-again potty training pupil Justin Bieber. Babies seriously leave the most embarrassing voicemails. That sounds like a voicemail that Screech would leave on Lisa Turtle’s answering machine.
Gossip Cop says that it’s not the Biebs’ voice and I sort of believe them. First of all, Justin would never call Selena Gomez his “princess,” because that’s Usher’s pet name for him. Second of all, it doesn’t sound like Justin Bieber at all. It sounds like a 50-something woman who smokes 4 packs of Reds a day, lives in her elderly mother’s rec room and spends her night catfishing young chicks on the Internet. What I’m trying to say is that voice sounds way too many to be Justin Bieber.