Seen above carrying a purse made of Kim Kartrashian’s coochie warts in NYC today, Pimp Mama Kris is out there pimping her talk show Kris and is shamelessly using her newborn granddaughter to get viewers. Would you expect anything less from this wreck? On Today (via UsWeekly) this morning, Matt Lauer asked Pimp Grandma Kris if North West’s face is going to make an appearance on her talk show and she pulled some “You’ll just have to tune in and see!” shit.
Kim and Kanye West supposedly wet farted on a $3 million offer from an Australian magazine for the first pictures of North West, because they want everybody to think that they’re all private now even though we all know their delusional asses are just holding out for Brangelina money. There’s a rumor that PMK is trying to convince Kim and Kanye to debut North West’s face on her talk show so it won’t flop harder than The Lone Ranger, but she wouldn’t confirm or deny it to Matt this morning:
“I think you’re just going to have to wait and see and tune in, because I’m not sure exactly what’s going happen. I won’t tell you it won’t happen. (I’ll) give you a little something to think about. You never know who’s going to show up.”
I’m probably going to watch Pimp Mama Kris’ Not-So-Fun Hour Of Whoring, because I hate myself, but I don’t think the promise of seeing North West for the first time is enough to get people to watch that crap. I mean if you want to see North West the way Kim and PMK see North West, just go to Google Images, type “big bag of money” and there you go. If PMK really wants her show to be the most-watched show in the history of shows, she should announce that her first guests will be a pack of rabid wild dogs, a huge swarm of killer bees and the tiger that mauled Roy Horn. That’s how you get people to watch, PMK!