The Butterfly Unicornie Empress of the Rainbows was laid up in a Manhattan hospital for a quick second last night after she dislocated her shoulder on the set of the video for the remix of her song #Beautiful. I’d like to think that Mimi screwed up her should after she noticed her grade F, anorexic eyebrow situation in the mirror and grabbed a brow pencil a little too fast to add some meat to her brows.
Mimi’s rep Cindi Berger tells Page Six that Mimi was taken to the hospital and she let out a high-pitched yodel that broke the ear drums of all the lambs when a doctor reset her shoulder. Doctors told Mimi to stop running around acting horny for a second and lay down until her shoulder settles down or whatever. A source tells Page Six that Mimi’s bone popped out when she fell while trying to walk in her heels.
The failed Karate Kid that is Miguel was also on set, so we know what really happened here. Miguel, who’s got a black belt in dumbassery, did one of his high flying jump kicks and kicked the keeper of the lambs right in the shoulder. Miguel is a public menace and he must be stopped!