And Here’s Kanye West’s Yard-Long Sims Peen

July 8, 2013 / Posted by:

This is what comes up when you type the cheat code “Illuminati” into The Sims 2 (not even The Sims 3, not even The Sims 4).

Kanye West probably thinks his CGI mess of a video for “Black Skinhead” is some HIGH ART forward shit, but to me it looks like an application video for the animation program at DeVry. This is like Second Life’s idea of purgatory. Force quit this shit. But I do love that Kanye made his Sims self so realistic-looking, because we all know that he’s covered in muscles and has a third leg dick (at the 2:55 mark) that’s about the size of his ego.

And I liked those moves so much more when the Going to the Store dude (?) did them.

via DDotOmen

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