Afternoon Crumbs

My new favorite blue suit-wearing it couple was born in Wimbledon over the weekend. And they’re so lost in each other’s eyes that they don’t notice the ole’ dude who’s about to go down on B. Coop – Lainey Gossip

Justin Timberlake continues to be the Lady CaCa to Robin Thicke’s Madge – The Superficial

This is what a Scientology initiation jump-in looks like – Towleroad

And yet, these tattoos still look better than anything on Justin Bieber’s body – The Berry

Taylor Swift spent her 4th of July taking pictures of herself – Drunken Stepfather

Zara Phillips is knocked up with another royal – Celebitchy

“Let’s try to make Kristen Stewart look and feel as uncomfortable and awkward as possible” said her stylist when picking out this mess of an outfit – Popoholic

So what did Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes do this time to keep their names in people’s RSS feeds? – Reality Tea

St. Angie blesses Hawaii with her bony holiness – ICYDK

Michelle Obama and President Obama join Amanda Bynes’ Ugly Club – HuffPo

The Chenbot has something to say about Aryan Nation’s racist comments – Just Jared

Dogs vs. sprinklers – OMG Blog

Flight was not realistic enough for the trick who was in Battlefield Earth – Videogum

Finally, deers can fuck each other without having to worry about a deer baby weighing down their swag – Jezebel

Says the melting raisin who doesn’t respect his hairline – Crunk + Disorderly

Panty Creamer of the Day (?): Justin Theroux in uniform – Popsugar

Well, this is one way to get your girlfriend to dump you immediately – SOW

And this is the reason why I heave today – I’m Not Obsessed