If you filled your stomach bag with gallons of hot dog and beer stew yesterday, then this picture of Katy Perry and John Mayer hugging each other’s bodies while wearing matching 4th of July shirts is probably giving your hangover a hangover. I mean, matching patriotic outfits AND PDA? Red, white and barf!
Katy has been on-and-off of John Mayer’s Dominican David Duke dick and she was on it over a week ago and now she’s really on it. Katy Instagrammed this picture yesterday of her and John Mayer touching face cheeks while gazing longingly into the hallway of his trailer before he performed at the Philly 4th of July Jam in Philadelphia. Some witness type tells UsWeekly that while John was yodeling onstage, Katy was all about him:
“She watched him perform off stage and watched every second of his performance, singing along to every song and dancing. She was so into his performance and gave him a big hug and kiss when he finished afterwards. She seemed all about him.”
So while Katy was all about John, her tortured coochie was all about being sad. For a while there it thought that it was finally independent of John Mayer’s dick and then Katy just had to go back to him. And now it’s back to living a life full of topical ointments and red hot tears.
Here’s John performing on Today this morning while looking like the member of a third tier Rolling Stones cover band.