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July 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Ms. Voice, the voice of America and the Russian Mariah Carey! Ms Voice’s catchphrase is, “I gonna save the US music industry,” and I believe her. She gonna save the US music industry!

Thank you to Fark for introducing me to the perfect HSOTD for this Fourth of July holiday weekend. Ms. Voice IS the voice of America. If the Bald Eagle was slightly tone deaf, grew up in Russia and gargled with the tears of angels nightly, it’s singing voice would sound exactly like Ms. Voice’s singing voice. Ms. Voice has the singing voice of Rosa from WB Superstar USA, the beauty of one of my spam e-mail girlfriends, the style of a mob mistress from an 80s comedy and her grammar is better than Brit Brit’s grammar! She gonna save the US music industry and she gonna save the US English language industry!

Ms. Voice is also going to save the US music video industry, because her music video for “Talk to Me” has everything you could ever want from a music video. She serenades a traumatized and slightly obese cat, begs her boyfriend to talk to her while kneeling on a sheepskin rug from Ikea, plays the keyboards in the park and badly dodges a flying pillow. The final shot of her polar bear snow globe confirms that this video is HIGH ART. Ms. Voice is saving the US HIGH ART industry! She is saving all the US industries including the US bio writing industry. Here’s the best part of her bio:

At the age of 16 she signed in to the music conservatory where she made new friends in the music industry. They helped her to record and release her debut album “Cheers.” She sold more then 1 million of copies of her debut album and become Russian Mariah Carey.

Now Ms Voice living at Upper East side of Manhattan. She owns a great penthouse, 3 cars and a private jet. She also owns a house at Hamptons.

She is the closest friend of Madonna, Alicia Keys, Ne-Yo and Justin Timberlake.

She considers herself a celebrity and the next big thing in the US show business industry.

So now it’s just a question of time…

That bio just made my life. That bio is saving lives. That bio is saving the US life industry.

And here’s a teaser for Ms. Voice’s video for “Jump” where she plays a spy who goes undercover as a call girl. Ms. Voice better tell her lawyers to prepare a lawsuit against MGM, because they’re obviously going to steal the plot of her music video and use it in the next Bond movie.

It’s the best you’ve ever heard! The voice of America! The US music industry’s savior!

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