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July 4, 2013 / Posted by:

The Washington Monument hat that Leslie Miller wears in Drop Dead Gorgeous!

Before Amy Adams was nominated for an Oscar for that boring The Master crap and was the second most blandest Lois Lane ever (after Kate “Boiled Cauliflower” Bosworth), she played the role of her career in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Next to Becky Ann Leeman, Leslie Miller is my favorite DDG character, because I love proud pageant sluts who appreciate all things that look like peens. Case in point: the Washington Monument hat that Leslie Ann Miller wears during the Proud to be an American segment. If our founding father were alive today, they’d say that this is the most patriotic moment in cinema!

Watching Amy Adams stroke the Washington Monument while on the same stage with Denise Richards and Brittany Murphy makes me, Michael K, proud to be an American.

Happy Fourth, whores!

P.S. – Make sure you have a fire extinguisher within reach when you light a firework out of your asshole. You don’t want to spend your Fourth picking pieces of your nalgas off the pavement after blowing your ass off with a firework. Actually, picking pieces of your nalgas off the pavement after blowing your ass off with a firework might be the most American thing ever.

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