Afternoon Crumbs

Sienna Miller, Tom Sturridge and some ugly leopard purse thing have a threesome in the new Burberry ads – Lainey Gossip

I’m not even going to try to figure out what’s happening on Jennifer Lawrence’s body – Hollywood Tuna

Alicia Silverstone wants your vegan titty leche – Celebitchy

Cholita Del Rey needs a hickey on her cheek to complete her chola look – Drunken Stepfather

And Jimmy Kimmel is still wiping the grease from his lips – Towleroad

The sad part is that staring at Selena Gomez’s Barbie doll crotch for way too long (read: 30 seconds) is probably the most productive thing I’ve done today – The Superficial

Slap me down and disown me, because my nipples actually tingled a bit from seeing Shia LaDouche in uniform – The Berry

Not pictured: all the hot dogs, sandwiches and burgers being thrown at Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish – Popoholic

Happy Belated Canada Day! The King and Queen of Canada are married for real this time – ICYDK

Michael Jackson had a child sex alarm – IDLYITW

Well, I like Nicole Kidman’s wig…. – Just Jared

Leonardo DiCaprio rides a Citi Bike while puffing on an e-cigarette. If you told me he was on his way to donate vegan titty leche to Alicia Silverstone, I’d say that he’s so on trend – Videogum

Nobody wants Teen Mom Jenelle living in their neighborhood – Reality Tea

Kerry Washington on and in Vanity Fair – Jezebel

That has to be the least disgusting thing found in Ke$hit’s bed – HuffPo

A dog barfed on Christie Brinkley – Hollywood Rag

And yet, all of the One Direction twinks are still prettier in the face than Rosie Huntington-Whateverly – I’m Not Obsessed

America’s memaw loves to flirt – SOW

My eyes will never be the same again – Crunk + Disorderly