For those of you who aren’t Canadian and didn’t get the day off to celebrate the unholy union of your country’s king and queen, here’s something to squirt the Mondays out of your eyes. Photographer Butch Hogan took pictures of Ian Somerhalder doing what most of us do on a Sunday night: eat Chinese food in bed and make fart bubbles in the tub while drinking a Corona Light (Side note: If that Corona Light was replaced with a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and Ian was softly weeping, that would look exactly like my Sunday night).
Judging by that dirty, stank ass, rancid mud water, Ian just flea dipped the entire cast of Jersey Shore, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, RPattz, Kristen Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Xtina’s face and is rewarding himself with a Corona and a soak. If it wasn’t for that diarrhea water, we might be able to see the tip of a peen or something.
And even though Ian looks like Gollum straining every anus muscle while pushing out a seriously stubborn tub turd, I’m sure you’ll find a way to fap to this.