Backdoor Farrah has already checked off “leak your own
sex tape porn,” “give a tabloid a picture of you getting your tits done again,” “get into a feud with a fellow mess” and “assault the ears of the people with your life-ruining music” from the How To Stay Famous When You’ve Got The Talent Of A Sloth’s Dingle checklist and now she can check off something else!
Radar says that yesterday, Farrah Abraham started a 10-day outpatient program at the Lukens Institute (aka the rehab center of choice for fame whores) in Palm Beach Gardens, FL, because she was guzzling down the sweet nectar a little too much and also because people stopped talking about her for a second. Farrah was put on probation for 6 months and had to complete an alcohol education course after she pleaded guilty to DUI. Backdoor Farrah tells Radar that getting caught driving drunk really ruined her life and she’s going to rehab to deal with that, or something:
“At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life. I’m 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time.”
Farrah’s 4-year-old daughter Sophia will stay with Farrah’s dad while she goes through the $12,000 program.
What a sad excuse for a fame whore. Farrah, as always, is doing it all wrong. Doesn’t she know that she isn’t supposed to pull out the rehab card until Vh1 brings back Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab? This bitch is squirting her entire load out way too fast. Every fame whore knows that you’re supposed to let the publicity stunts trickle out slowly. In the past year, bitch has been arrested for DUI, leaked her own butt porn, said a bunch of dumb shit and got plastic surgery. Farrah is running out of shit to shock us with. What’s next? Turn lesbian with Tan Mom for a second, elope with Michael Lohan or do something really shocking like read a Little Golden Book without sounding out the words.
Oh, Feya, Feya, Feya… If only she and James Deen pulled out a clue when they stuck their fingers into her bottomless box of tricks.
Here’s Farrah showing off her new and not-improved Tupperware titty balls in Las Vegas last month.