Usually, it takes the housemesses of Big Brother a good minute to start spewing out verbal streams of racist foolery, but this season’s cast is going for a record, because they didn’t waste any time. As soon as the front door closed, their mouths opened and out came the ridiculousness. Congratulations to them all. Zap2It and Jokers Updates have both been keeping track of all the messy shit said on the BB live feeds during the past 5 days and most of it is coming from Spencer (the hillbilly ginger bear with a beard) and the mean girls: Aaryn (aka Aryan, the blonde in red and blue bikini), GinaMarie (the Staten Island flower in the exquisite black bikini and hot pink heels) and Kaitlyn (the one in the red two piece behind Aryan).
Most of the racist and homophobic shit is directed at Helen, who’s Asian, Candice, who’s black, and Andy, who’s gay. Below is a clip from the live feeds of Aryan saying that Helen needs to go make some rice and that Andy will probably win MVP since everyone loves the queers.
“Everybody Loves The Queers” is totally going to be a CBS sitcom and “Dude, Shut Up, Go Make Some Rice” is the title of Kate Gosselin’s next tell-all about her life with Jon Gosselin.
On top of all that, GinaMarie said that welfare is “nigger insurance” and that they should make Helen’s eyes go straight (I don’t know what means either). Spencer called Andy “Kermit the Fag” to his face, called Helen “Kim Jong-un” and praised Hitler. The list goes on and on. Click here if you want to see it all.
CBS scrubbed the fuckery out of last night’s episode and didn’t air any of the racists comments. Ragan Fox, who was on Big Brother 12, wrote an open letter to CBS asking them to show all the racist comments being made so that the audience can see the pieces of trash for what they really are. Zap2It thinks that the houseguests were all warned by producers about mouth shitting out racial slurs, because last night a voice from above said, “Houseguests, just a reminder…” Before the voice finished, Amanda butted in and said, “Do not make racial slurs against other houseguests.”
Whatever happened to the good old days of Big Brother when I’d check into the live feed and watch a dude smoothly jack off in the shower or fap in the backyard storage bench? Less racist shit and more jacking off shit. That’s what I want from Big Brother. But the good news for Paula Deen is that now that she’s pretty much out of a job she can spend her days watching her new favorite live feed show!