And this is what it would look like if WWE Studios produced RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Fake eyelashes went flying and tucks game undone at the Miss Gay San Juan pageant in Peru when the judges announced the wrong winner. Sky News says that the runner-up went after the newly-crowned Miss Gay San Juan after she found out she was the true winner. The judges are the ones who should’ve gotten their asses whooped. Everybody knows that you should never ever try to take the crown off of a drag queen’s head. That’s the quickest way to getting an acrylic nail embedded into your cheek.
And really, the runner-up did it all wrong. You don’t attack a ho. Why ruin your nails and fuck up a good dress? Did she not learn anything from one of the most legendary wig snatching moves of all time? A true lady gets the crown that’s rightfully hers by doing this:
That’s how you snatch the crown while keeping it one hundred percent glamorous.