Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Taher Shah, the Pakistani Michael Bolton who has a serious eyeball fetish and isn’t ashamed to admit it or sing about it.

As his luscious locks blow in the wind (Side note: And no, he doesn’t use a fan the way some *coughBEYONCEcough* do. The wind just naturally comes to him, because it wants to graze against his gorgeous mane.) and he smoothly sways his body in the middle of a Bif Korea catalog, Taher Shah seductively sings about “spectacular eyes, gorgeous eyes, wonderful eyes, colorful eyes, emotional eyes, happy eyes, lovely eyes” and EYES! This ballad is obviously about eye-on-eye sex. You should put contacts (aka eye condoms) on your eyes before watching all of this, because if you stare deep into his eyes, you will orgasm through your eyes and your eye sockets will give birth to an eyeball baby in 9 months.

And last May, Taher explained his eye sex anthem like this on Twitter:

 

 

The passion! I didn’t know it was possible, but I’m pretty sure I just got an eye boner.

(Thanks, Shirin!)

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