Hot Slut Of The Day!
Taher Shah, the Pakistani Michael Bolton who has a serious eyeball fetish and isn’t ashamed to admit it or sing about it.
As his luscious locks blow in the wind (Side note: And no, he doesn’t use a fan the way some *coughBEYONCEcough* do. The wind just naturally comes to him, because it wants to graze against his gorgeous mane.) and he smoothly sways his body in the middle of a Bif Korea catalog, Taher Shah seductively sings about “spectacular eyes, gorgeous eyes, wonderful eyes, colorful eyes, emotional eyes, happy eyes, lovely eyes” and EYES! This ballad is obviously about eye-on-eye sex. You should put contacts (aka eye condoms) on your eyes before watching all of this, because if you stare deep into his eyes, you will orgasm through your eyes and your eye sockets will give birth to an eyeball baby in 9 months.
And last May, Taher explained his eye sex anthem like this on Twitter:
“EYE TO EYE” I try my tremendous best with thoughtful dedication to make a unique classic epic song and video. I wrote the lyric’s with
— Taher Shah (@TaherShahh) May 2, 2013
the vision to love one’s especially express and convey the feelings of marvelous love to each other with “EYE TO EYE” because I sincerely
— Taher Shah (@TaherShahh) May 2, 2013
believes in “EYES” true love and encourages it. I request to the peoples and invite all promising generations to please join me and fall
— Taher Shah (@TaherShahh) May 2, 2013
The passion! I didn’t know it was possible, but I’m pretty sure I just got an eye boner.
(Thanks, Shirin!)