Alec Baldwin went full Alec Baldwin last night when he barfed out a thick stream of Twitterrhea at the Daily Mail’s George Stark after they accused his yoga teacher turned Extra reporter (???) Hilaria Baldwin of tweeting during James Gandolfini’s funeral. Since Alec calls every dude he’s mad at a “queen,” he called George a “toxic little queen” and said that he would stick his foot up George’s ass, but George would probably like it too much. Some stamped the word HOMOPHOBE in red on Alec’s forehead and screamed at Capital One to fire him, rebuke all his miles and cut up all his cards. When GLAAD asked Alec for explanation, he told those shifty shady queens to stop sticking their noses up his asshole even though he knows they really, really love it. No, Alec said that he’s not a homophobe:
“My ill-advised attack on George Stark of the Daily Mail had absolutely nothing to do with issues of anyone’s sexual orientation. My anger was directed at Mr. Stark for blatantly lying and disseminating libelous information about my wife and her conduct at our friend’s funeral service. As someone who fights against homophobia, I apologize.”
GLAAD gently slapped Alec on the wrist and told him that they’re disappointed, but as long as he keeps coming to their parties and dropping their name, they’ll love him forever.
Alec also told Gothamist that he doesn’t understand why some are saying that “queen” is an anti-gay slur, because to him anybody can be a queen. A chick can be a queen, a straight dude can be a queen and an animal can be a queen. If your cat is acting uppity, call it a vicious little snobby queen.
“Number two, the idea of me calling this guy a “‘queen’ and that being something that people thought is homophobic…a queen to me has a different meaning. It’s somebody who’s just above. It doesn’t have any necessarily sexual connotations. To me a queen… I know women that act queeny, I know men that are straight that act queeny, and I know gay men that act queeny. It doesn’t have to be a definite sexual connotation, or a homophobic connotation. To me those are people who think the rules don’t apply to them. This guy could blatantly lie, I mean blatantly lie about my wife on the internet and there are just no rules that apply to him, but that’s outrageous to me.”
Thanks for the lesson, Alec. Based on what Alec says, I guess he’s the supreme messy queen of all messy queens. And somewhere, Shia LaDouche is picking the fleas out of his beard while saying, “I tried to tell all of you whores. I tried to tell you!”
And the Daily Mail admitted they made a mistake (well, they blamed it on a Twitter glitch), apologized to Alec and also said that they’re waiting for him to apologize to them. Ha. I love those toxic little queens at the Daily Mail. They really know how to pore the salt on Alec’s throbbing b-hole of rage.
Here’s Alec and Hilarious Baldwin at the opening of The Unavoidable Disappearance of Tom Durnin in NYC last night.