Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston’s wedding is on hold, because he hates living in L.A. and she doesn’t want to live anywhere else. That’s what Radar says, anyway. Justin’s entire life is in NYC and when he asked Jennifer if she’d consider living there for just six months out of the year, she shook her head HELL NO, because she feels like Manhattan is no place for her to raise her Cabbage Patch Dolls.
Justin and Jennifer were supposed to get married this summer, but he got the sads when he asked her if she’d live in NYC half of the year and she told him to shut up about that talk and get back to measuring her dog for its maid of honor dress. The source put it like this:
“He suggested the couple could live in New York City part-time, no more than six months a year (and L.A. the rest of the time). Justin misses the Big Apple, and his friends. His entire life was in New York, and he uprooted his entire life to move to LA to be with Jen. He thinks it’s time Jen start to compromise, but she is absolutely refusing to live on the East Coast, even part-time.”
Moving from NYC to L.A. does take some getting used to. I almost packed up my chihuahua and quit this bitch when I was at dinner with my mom and as I was scanning the cocktail menu she says, “Um, aren’t you driving?” “Yes, mom, but I want to see what I can’t have.” Just let me have my intimate moment with the cocktail menu even though our love sometimes cannot be consummated. Not being able to get shit-faced drunk in a restaurant is a sacrifice us messes who live in L.A. have to make. But Justin doesn’t even have to make that sacrifice. Bitch can easily get drunk in a restaurant because a) Jen’s probably got a driver and; b) Jen’s house is so goddamn big that it’s probably got several restaurants in it.
Jennifer’s $21 million estate has a chicken coop, a private vineyard, a butler’s kitchen, a pool, a waterfall and even a margarita fountain. So please, boo hoo right into your margarita fountain, Justin. Living in a $21 million Bel Air mansion is hard!
And here’s Justin shooting scenes for the HBO series The Leftovers in Queens, NY yesterday.