Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 27, 2013 / Posted by:

Maymo the Lemon Beagle is a YouTube star, has thousands of followers, is a cabbage thief, knows how to work a panda suit  and in his latest video, shows us that he remains graceful and charismatic while pushing a tiny shopping cart. Maymo has more talent and determination than most living things on this planet, so you’d think he’d be the HSOTD, but nope. That title belongs to his sister Penny. Yes, Penny is the Asshole Simpson to Maymo’s Jessica and the Basement Baby to Maymo’s Beyonce, but she’s the one doing the least while Maymo does the most. Penny stays seated while Maymo takes her on a long impossible journey to the park. They go passed the graffiti wall, along the train tracks, through a grassy field and across a river (or whatever that is) and not once does Penny’s pristine paws touch the ground. Penny is the Cleopatra of dogs and Maymo is her man slave. Penny is the Suri of dogs and Maymo is her Tommy Girl.

Penny is living the life. Maymo has fame and skills, but Penny never has to do shit (except shit) and doing shit is overrated. All hail our lazy dog queen.

via Tastefully Offensive

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