Alec Baldwin Goes Off On The Daily Mail On Twitter
It’s been way too long since we’ve experienced a dramatic cunt meltdown from Alec Baldwin and I was beginning to think that he completely mellowed out and put his ass lips of rage on ice, but noooope. Alec Baldwin dramatically flipped his scarf over his shoulder and sashayed off of the Twitter stage tonight. But before he did that, he freaked out and shanked The Daily Mail’s George Stark for writing that his pregnant wife Hilaria Thomas tweeted all through James Gandolfini’s funeral in NYC today. The Daily Mail says that while Hilaria was sitting in a Catholic church for James Gandolfini’s funeral, she was tweeting about dumb shit and re-tweeting shit from Rachael Ray and UsWeekly. Both Hilaria and Alec deny that she was tweeting during the funeral and he blew air kisses of love at George Stark for saying that she did. Alec threatened to butt rape George with his foot and told his followers to fuck that bitch up. Classic asshole Alec!
Alec then rage tweeted that he doesn’t have a publicist, because he fired ’em and then he said goodbye to Twitter before quitting Twitter.
“Toxic little queen” isn’t the new “goat-footed wheezy old queen” has, but Alec tried it. Alec Baldwin would go off on The Daily Mail. Going off on The Daily Mail for telling lies is like going off on me for being a dumb bitch. It’s like going off on a b-hole for pushing out a fart. It’s like going off on a Kardashian for sucking a black dick. That’s just what The Daily Mail does and that’s why they’re the most important literary journal the world has ever seen.
But I do love The Daily Mail a little more today, because they brought another old asshole bitch meltdown out of Alec Baldwin (not that that’s hard to do).
via Gawker