The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 25th!

June 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Little did Jack know what would happen when he buried his first condom so many years ago…. – ImpertinentVixen

Runners-up:

Okay, who told the Kardashian girls that that tree was a single black athlete? – Sweetas

….and on this day, the fire department had never been so happy to get that much pussy rescued from a tree. – Helen Bigglesworth

As you can see by her family tree, Courtney Stodden comes by it honestly. – Half Empty

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