I am so glad that Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio’s hair from Scarface is still getting work today.
Here’s a dragged up Jared Leto popping cherries in more ways than one in a spread for Candy Magazine shot by Terry Richardson. Terry Richardson posted a bunch of pictures and outtakes from the nipple hardening spread on his Tumblr. Jordan Catalano used all the brow putty on his face to do himself up like an Eastern European cabaret singer/railroad hooker on heroin. Sometimes Jared Leto in drag looks like an exotic worm dressed in costume as Katy Perry and other times he looks like Hedwig as an anime character.
That said, I still would….even though he could probably stab me to death with those rib bones. That one bone that sticks out kinds of looks like a peen head. Yeah, I’d hit that too.