Afternoon Crumbs

June 26, 2013 / Posted by:

It is a happy day for gays and lesbian, but it is a sad day for duct tape and reality hos who want a reason to pose with their chichis out, because it’s probably the end of the NOH8 campaign – Jezebel

“You can diss me all you want on a blog, or write whatever you want in this magazine and I’ll just be like, ‘Whatever, man. Scorsese thinks I’m awesome”  is just another line straight out of the humble hole on Jonah Hill’s face – Lainey Gossip

How very Brangelina-ish of Kristen Bell and Dax ShepardTowleroad

Colgate IS Stacy Keibler’s preferred mouthwash and it’s the mouthwash she uses after she licks George Clooney’s butt – Hollywood Tuna 

Vintage Heather LocklearThe Superficial 

ScarJo put on Diahann Carroll’s old Dynasty costumes to pose for Vanity Fair France – Drunken Stepfather

Bonnie McKee’s music video is The Love Boat of music videos – The Berry 

I like how that bunny’s arm is pointing at Bar Refaeli’s chocha – Popoholic

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s dress looks like crocheted barf – Celebitchy

Um, did Aaron Hernandez completely forget the part where he’s supposed to run from the police in a white Bronco? – IDLYITW

But does Droopy Dog Vicki get custody of Brooks’ veneers? – Reality Tea 

M.I.A.’s new video has a sperm fish rave in it – OMG Blog

This video of Bette Midler serenading a dying fan is a million times more heartbreaking than BeachesHuffPo

Thirsty hos at the Thirst Gala – Moe Jackson 

Kellan Lutz is shirtless in a photo shoot” is a line I’ve written a hundred times and I’ll write it a hundred more – Just Jared

It’s a trap! – ICYDK

Mama June totally uses ketchup as pussy lube  – SOW

Ryan Reynolds and Blake NotSoLively went to Spain – Popsugar

Well, if you want to cure your addiction to sex, just look at GOOPY Paltrow in lingerie – I’m Not Obsessed

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