Afternoon Crumbs
Johnny Depp and Tommy Girl came together at Jerry Bruckheimer’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony and Johnny is obviously not happy that Tommy wore colored sunglasses. Tommy knows that he’s not allowed to wear colored sunglasses! Colored sunglasses are totally Johnny’s thing! – Lainey Gossip
If Maxim really wanted a topless beauty from Who’s The Boss? on their cover, they should’ve went with Katherine Helmond instead of Alyssa Milano – Hollywood Tuna
Bed, Bath and Beyond Exquisite – Drunken Stepfather
Xtina has never looked fresher or hotter – Towleroad
From the Museum of It Wasn’t Not Funny – The Berry
Kristen Stewart got a wrist tattoo and for everyone’s sake let’s hope it says, “Reminder: Shower Today” – Celebitchy
The Difficult Brown did not shove that girl who said that he shoved her to the floor – The SuperficialÂ
Ashley Benson modeling the latest from the L.A. skank starter kit – Popoholic
Anne Rice screams, “WHY WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE RICH WHITE SOUTHERN WOMEN?! ” – IDLYITW
If The Real Housewives of Miami trailer was in Spanish, it would be the novella of my abuelita’s dreams – Reality Tea
The Difficult Brown didn’t go to jail the last time he hit and ran (see: RiRi) so I doubt he will this time – HuffPo
The witch from Snow White is writing op-ed pieces for The Daily Mail now? – Jezebel
Madalina Ghenea: The Butler did it and The Butler’s still doing it – Just Jared
If Madge, JLo and their toys spent the weekend together – ICYDK
And when Selena Gomez’s newborn baby sister shat on her hand, she cried out a single tear because she remembered the good times she had with Justin Bieber – Popsugar
I can smell Chad Michael Murray’s hobo dick cheese from here, but I still would – SOW
Shia LaDouche’s package must’ve taken the week off (yeah, that must be it), because he’s wearing jeggings and all I see is a Barbie crotch – Moe Jackson
John Travolta lace front game continues to rival Beyonce’s – I’m Not Obsessed
This is probably just a Kickstarter trailer for the reboot of The Mummy – Videogum