Afternoon Crumbs

June 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp and Tommy Girl came together at Jerry Bruckheimer’s Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony and Johnny is obviously not happy that Tommy wore colored sunglasses. Tommy knows that he’s not allowed to wear colored sunglasses! Colored sunglasses are totally Johnny’s thing! – Lainey Gossip

If Maxim really wanted a topless beauty from Who’s The Boss? on their cover, they should’ve went with Katherine Helmond instead of Alyssa MilanoHollywood Tuna

Bed, Bath and Beyond Exquisite – Drunken Stepfather

Xtina has never looked fresher or hotter – Towleroad

From the Museum of It Wasn’t Not Funny - The Berry

Kristen Stewart got a wrist tattoo and for everyone’s sake let’s hope it says, “Reminder: Shower Today” – Celebitchy

The Difficult Brown did not shove that girl who said that he shoved her to the floor - The Superficial 

Ashley Benson modeling the latest from the L.A. skank starter kit – Popoholic

Anne Rice screams, “WHY WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE RICH WHITE SOUTHERN WOMEN?! ” – IDLYITW

If The Real Housewives of Miami trailer was in Spanish, it would be the novella of my abuelita’s dreams – Reality Tea

The Difficult Brown didn’t go to jail the last time he hit and ran (see: RiRi) so I doubt he will this time – HuffPo

The witch from Snow White is writing op-ed pieces for The Daily Mail now? – Jezebel

Madalina Ghenea: The Butler did it and The Butler’s still doing it – Just Jared

If Madge, JLo and their toys spent the weekend together – ICYDK

And when Selena Gomez’s newborn baby sister shat on her hand, she cried out a single tear because she remembered the good times she had with Justin BieberPopsugar

I can smell Chad Michael Murray’s hobo dick cheese from here, but I still would – SOW

Shia LaDouche’s package must’ve taken the week off (yeah, that must be it), because he’s wearing jeggings and all I see is a Barbie crotch – Moe Jackson

John Travolta lace front game continues to rival Beyonce’sI’m Not Obsessed

This is probably just a Kickstarter trailer for the reboot of The MummyVideogum

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