Open Post: Hosted By Lisa Rinna As Marilyn Monroe

June 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Lisa Rinna Instagrammed this picture of her as Marilyn Monroe and she didn’t say why she dragged herself up in some Some Like It Not shit, but I’m going to guess that she took this on the set of Law & Order: SVU and she’s playing the embalmed corpse of a bottom shelf drag queen hooker on a budget. If scientists cloned Amanda Lepore using low-grade materials purchased at The Dollar Tree, this is what the end product would look like.

On a positive note, Lisa’s lips look like tamarind seeds. My abuelita totally wants to pluck her lips off her face, wipe the pink paint off and make a delicious agua fresca with them.

via The Daily Mail 

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