Sources (aka Pimp Mama Kris’ publicity minions) tell The Sun that Kanye West put a £500,000 black and tiger stripe diamond ring on Kim Kartrashian’s sausage fingers right after she birthed out North West and the ring wasn’t an engagement ring. It was a push present. Never mind that the phrase “push present” makes my throat want to push out a dry heave, we all know that Kim didn’t push. Poor North West easily fell out of Kim’s kooch and tried to run for her life but was tackled by Khloe Kardashian before she even got close to the exit door.
The Sun’s source says that Kanye designed the ring months ago. Kanye also spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on making sure that Kim was surrounded by luxury as she gave birth to their spawn. Kanye rented three £2,500-a-night VIP birthing suites at Cedars-Sinai and hired a £3,000-a-day doula to be with Kim for the four days she was in the hospital. The source said that Kanye also proposed to Kim and they plan on getting married in Paris this September. The source put it like this:
“Kanye wasted no money in making sure Kim had the best of everything while she’s in hospital. He has spent half a million on a ring as a push present and had it designed months ago in preparation. He’s even more in love with her now than ever and they can’t wait to get married.”
I know this is coming from The Sun, but The Sun did say months ago that these two messes were going to name their kid North West and everyone was like, “Hahaha, even those scrags bitches wouldn’t be stupid enough to do that.” And here we are. Kim probably feels all special, but she shouldn’t. Wait until she sees the $2 million black diamond double cock ring Kanye bought for himself for creating the second coming.
And when Kim is breastfeeding PMK’s newest kash kow (which TMZ says she LOVES doing), baby North West can pull off that ring all sneaky-like and pawn it off to pay her emancipation lawyers. So at least that stupid ring will serve some purpose.