Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 23, 2013 / Posted by:

The huge field ad for sportsbet.com.au that shows a winking wallaby giving the thumbs up as he humps a lion from behind.

Ryan Smith, the Minister for Environment and Climate Change in Victoria, is shocked, appalled and probably a little turned on by an ad for a sports betting website that was painted onto a piece of leased government land near Melbourne International Airport. The ad is right under the international flight path and shows a top wallaby (wearing the shirt of Australia’s rugby team) and a bottom lion (wearing the shirt of Britain’s rugby team) having hot, happy wallaby and lion ass sex. Ryan Smith tells The Herald Sun (via Arbroath) that his department never approved the ad and that it’s highly offensive and must be painted over immediately. Ryan went on to say that if they could wait just a few seconds before painting over it, because he’s quite not finished yeeeeeeeeee-aaaaalmosthere-eeet. Okay, now they can paint over it.

A spokeswhore for sportsbest.com.au said that they’re just trying to support Australia’s rugby team and the wallaby is just “hugging” the lion. Uh huh “hugging.” Actually, they are “hugging” Scientology-style. “We were just hugging” is what John Travolta says to Kelly Preston when she goes down into his dungeon unannounced and catches a masseuse “hugging” him while greased up, naked and in the middle of an inflatable pool full of oil.

The best part is that “rooting” is Australian slang for “fucking.” #FUCKINGFOROZ!

The ad is extremely educational, though. I didn’t know that wallabies were hung like a Jon Hamm. I’m only assuming that ho’s got a big dick, because that lion is crossing its eyes and holding its breath like its butt is one ass spasm away from totally exploding. I’m rooting for that bottom lion to hold it together while getting butt rooted by that big-peened wallaby. Rooting for the bottom lions!

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