Even though legend has it that J.K. Rowling based the Death Eaters on the Illuminati, the two organizations of dark-sided evilness hate each other and will do whatever it takes to destroy one another. Well, in the never-ending battle between the Death Eaters and the Illuminati, the Death Eaters are winning and they owe it all to their House Madam, Anna Wintour.
E! says that at a pre-Met Gala dinner at Anna Wintour’s townhouse in May, Anna told Kim Kartrashian that she likes the name North West. It’s kind of hard to believe that Anna was able to say words to Kim’s face without dry heaving before screaming at her bodyguards to remove that tacky trash from her sight, but she had ulterior motives. Anna knows that Kim cares more about getting on the cover of Vogue than keeping her allegiance to the Illuminati, so she told her that she liked the name North West. Anna didn’t think those fools would actually fall for it, but those dumb bitches did and named their poor child North West. And Kim still isn’t going to get that cover of Vogue. Ah-haha! E-hehe! The Illuminati are powerless against Anna Wintour! Anna’s assistants now know why she actually cracked a smile this morning.
E!’s source says that Anna saying she likes the name North West isn’t the reason why Kim and Kanye chose that name, but they’re happy to have her blessing. Uh huh. Don’t put a soft dick in my mouth and say that it’s hard. I see that Pimp Mama Kris is just trying to save face and trying to make it look like Anna Wintour didn’t pull one over on them. Well, she did! Game point: THE DEATH EATERS!
E! also says that Kim, Kanye and North West left the hospital last night and are now “in hiding.” Radar posted a copy of North West’s birth certificate and North (no middle name) West really is her name. Apparently, they’re going to call her Nori. So why didn’t they just name her Nori instead of North if they already knew they were going to call her Nori all the time? Well, because they wouldn’t get half of the attention they’re getting if her government name was Nori . Duh! And I was going to have a California Roll for lunch, but I’ve changed my mind.