JLo Finally Bought Herself A Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame!
Or somebody bought it for her.
Since Courtney Stodden wasn’t interested in getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this year and the powers-that-be have a quota to fill, they let JLo (or somebody) buy one. JLo got the 2,500th star and they unveiled it today in Hollywood at a ceremony which brought out her leased piece Casper Smart, Jane Fonda, Pitbull and the Dragon Tales Twins (yes, I totally forgot their names). JLo kept it understated and casual as always in a huge ass gigantic satin skirt (that was so big that it managed to make her quadruple layer ass disappear) and mother of the bride hair. She looks like a giant peach and I’m sure if she farted, James would’ve come flying out.
I see that Casper Smart has sprinkled Chia Pet seeds on his head. Now that he’s got hair, he’s a total mystery to me. Casper Smart has somehow managed to look like a newborn baby and a middle-aged man at the same time. I don’t know if he’s growing his hair in for the first time or if he’s losing his hair. With all that being said, I kind of like Casper Smart with hair. When I look at him, I start to sing to myself, “Monchhichi, Monchhichiiiiii, oh so soft and cuddleeeee!”
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- JLo and her three children at her Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood, CA on June 20, 2013
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- The moment Jane Fonda realized that smiling too much was a wrong move, because now her face is stuck like that for a while.
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- “Ay dios mio, I can’t believe these idiots actually gave me a Star.”
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- JLo at her Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood, CA on June 20, 2013
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- Casper Smart and Jane Fonda at JLo’s Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood, CA on June 20, 2013
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- Pitbull at JLo’s Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood, CA on June 20, 2013
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- Pitbull at JLo’s Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood, CA on June 20, 2013
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- Auntie Jane is not amused
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- JLo at her Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood, CA on June 20, 2013
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- Jane Fonda and JLo at JLo’s Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood, CA on June 20, 2013
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- “Look at what my American Idol money bought!”
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- JLo, her manager, Jane Fonda and others (don’t make me Google) at her Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood on June 20, 2013
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- JLo and her family at her Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood on June 20, 2013
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- Poor child is embarrassed to be seen at this event!
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- JLo at her Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood on June 20, 2013
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- JLo and Casper Smart at her Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood on June 20, 2013
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- JLo and Casper Smart at her Walk of Fame ceremony in Hollywood on June 20, 2013
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- For a second there I thought that was the Comfort Inn logo and silently cackled while thinking that only Comfort Inn TV showed up to interview JLo,