JLo Finally Bought Herself A Star On The Hollywood Walk Of Fame!
Or somebody bought it for her.
Since Courtney Stodden wasn’t interested in getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this year and the powers-that-be have a quota to fill, they let JLo (or somebody) buy one. JLo got the 2,500th star and they unveiled it today in Hollywood at a ceremony which brought out her leased piece Casper Smart, Jane Fonda, Pitbull and the Dragon Tales Twins (yes, I totally forgot their names). JLo kept it understated and casual as always in a huge ass gigantic satin skirt (that was so big that it managed to make her quadruple layer ass disappear) and mother of the bride hair. She looks like a giant peach and I’m sure if she farted, James would’ve come flying out.
I see that Casper Smart has sprinkled Chia Pet seeds on his head. Now that he’s got hair, he’s a total mystery to me. Casper Smart has somehow managed to look like a newborn baby and a middle-aged man at the same time. I don’t know if he’s growing his hair in for the first time or if he’s losing his hair. With all that being said, I kind of like Casper Smart with hair. When I look at him, I start to sing to myself, “Monchhichi, Monchhichiiiiii, oh so soft and cuddleeeee!”
