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June 20, 2013 / Posted by:

The soft toilet seat cover!

Thanks to Annika for sending in this elegant and somewhat forgotten treasure from a time when your nana cared less about hygiene and more about refined glamour and comfort for your ass cheeks. The soft toilet seat is like a vinyl-covered cloud for your nalgas and there was a time when it was in every grandma’s powder room. It was a comfy, gentle, slightly sticky place for you to rest your ass and it was also a comfy, gentle landing area for piss streams to fall on when that bitch ass dude (probably me as a kid) was too lazy to lift the toilet seat.

One of my friend’s had a padded toilet seat in her bathroom and this mess was so overused and abused that it had split open and its yellow polyester foam guts were spilling out. They patched that bitch up with a piece of silver duct tape, which really took that padded toilet seat to a new level of sophistication. The sparkle from the duct tape was an extremely classy touch.

The padded toilet seat really needs to make a comeback. Yes, it’s gross and can be a Shangri-La for ass germs, but it is a work of beauty and you’ll save money on waxing bills. When you take one of those long cacas (the kind where you play several rounds of Plants vs. Zombies and Skype with your mom on your iPad), your nalgas will become one with the vinyl toilet seat. Then when you’re done and you get up really fast, the vinyl will pull off your hairs and follicles. It’s a free post-shit ass waxing. The soft toilet seat really does it all!

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