Rachel “Chupacabara” Zoe is eating for one again, because her Zac-Hanson-as-a-middle-aged-serial-killer-looking ass husband somehow convinced her to have another child even though she really didn’t want to since weighing more than a baby ant’s fart is gross. UsWeekly says that 41-year-old Chupa and her husband Roger Berman are giving their 2-year-old son Skyler a brother or a sister. (Side note: If your’re screaming “41?!!!!”, please know that’s just your jealousy talking, because you wish the entire chupacabra chaser community was running all around Texas and New Mexico to find you.)
The truth is, Chupa is probably happier than the time she found out she got cast in a starring role opposite Erik Estrada, because she has another living doll she can dress up! UsWeekly brought out this quote that came out of Chupa’s mouth a few months ago when talking about her son Sky Sky (whenever she says “Sky Sky” I want to die die):
“Oh my God, my husband laughs at me because I spend more time in his closet in the morning than I do in my own. And, you know, it’s incredibly fun. It’s like having a live doll. And he loves it,” Zoe said of her son. Right now, he loves getting dressed. At some point, I’m sure in a year, he’s gonna hate everything I show him and just wanna wear, like, soccer uniforms or something.”
Congratulations to Sky Sky, because soon Chupa will be too busy throwing overpriced baby clothes on a new living doll and she won’t be able to dress him up like a cross between a bathing beauty from the 1920s and an old timey grandpa who’s been on bed rest for years (think Grandpa Joe in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory).
Here’s Chupa, Roger and Sky Sky in L.A. a couple of months ago.