Afternoon Crumbs

June 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Of course Robin Thicke’s new song isn’t a rape anthem. Sure it’s Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s ringtone, but that doesn’t mean anything! – ICYDK

Add “children” to the list of things that Mad Mel yells at. Actually, let’s just add “everything” to the list so we can cover all our bases – Lainey Gossip

Should we all just go ahead and save Amanda Bynes some time by saying that Wyclef Jean is “an ugly man who is too ugly to work with someone as pretty as Amanda Bynes”? – The Superficial

In other words, Lady CaCa had a seat in the back row because her ass knows she cannot compete with an auto-tuned CHER! – Towleroad

Sofia Vergara’s jooree always looks like Today’s Special from HSN – Hollywood Tuna

The closest any of us will ever get to watching a Kate Upton and Trace Cyrus sex tape – Drunken Stepfather

I bet who ever thought that was a baby hippo also tried to order a petite giraffe – The Berry

David Arquette fell off the wagon and landed in a pool of scotch and stripper snatch – Celebitchy

Nick Simmons looks awful! – Popoholic

Kelly Clarkson went to Disneyland – IDLYITW

Mad Men took off its trousers, pulled down its boxers and wet scooted all over the Big Brother 15 house – Reality Tea

Irina Shayk is still burning her tongue on Crispy Ronaldo’s piping hot skin – Moe Jackson

Since Robert Downey Jr. doesn’t have quite enough millions to buy a medium-sized country yet, he’s signed up for the next 2 Avengers movies – Just Jared

Ke$hit’s been mixing her meth and shrooms again – HuffPo

Stephen Colbert’s tribute to his late mother is testing the limits of my charred heart – Jezebel

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were off and then they were on and then they were off and then he was on January Jones and then they were really off and then they were on and then they were off and now they’re back on again – Popsugar

Vanessa Manilafolders gained 65 pregnancy pounds – I’m Not Obsessed

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