The fucked-up baby name gods have prevailed! TMZ says that they’ve seen the Kimye baby’s birth certificate and the name on it is NORTH WEST. This could be Kim and Kanye trolling all of us again, because how is it possible for a Kardashian to exist without one K in her full name? The name isn’t even Knorth. Once that poor child learns how to crawl, she’s going to head northwest to get far, far away from those bitches for naming her North West.
The name North West came up a few months ago and Kim told Jay Leno that the name wasn’t even on their list. Kim said that she’d consider naming her kash kow “Easton” but not North. If North West’s middle name is ByNorth, Alfred Hitchcock is going to roll in his grave, rise from the dead and then drop dead again so he can roll in his grave some more.
But you know, naming a Kardashian “North” is kind of fitting…..
North West is going to divorce her parents and travel the world in search of better parents. That name was meant to be. I just wish Roger Ebert was alive to drag Kim and Kanye properly for this.
NORTH WEST! I can’t and I won’t be able to can for a while.