Open Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets On Crutches

June 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Prayer circle around the ho stroll, international supermodel and blockbuster movie star (see: her spotlight-stealing role in Get Smart) Phoebe Price is down, but not out, in Beverly Hills. Last week and this week Dlisted was broke down, busted and going through some serious crap and now here’s a broke down, busted PP shuffling along the ho stroll yesterday on crutches. This is not a coincidence. When the patron saint of Dlisted, PP, bleeds, the site bleeds. When PP goes down, Dlisted goes down. So yeah, I blame all of this on her.

And the paps say that PP busted her ass, literally. She bruised and broke her nalgas, which I’m sure looks like two uncooked sourdough round loaves covered in cinnamon. I’m always up PP’s ass and then PP busts her ass and then Dlisted breaks. It all makes sense now.

Pics: Splash

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