Tamra Barney From The Real Housewives Of Orange County Got Married Under A Bike

June 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Tamra Barney of The Real Housewives of Orange County married her big-tittied boyfriend Eddie Judge in Laguna Beach, CA last night and the wedding was as elegant and intimate as you’d expect her wedding to be. Not only were Bravo’s cameras there to capture every beautiful moment from Tamra’s third wedding, but an artist was also there to paint their marital portrait during the ceremony, because you can never have too many things to sell on eBay after your marriage eventually goes down the toilet after a couple of years and you need to pay the mortgage on the huge house you can barely afford.

All of the hos from The Real Plastic Wives of Orange County were at Tamra’s wedding including her supposed best friend on the show Gretchen Rossi who sat with the other guests while her arch rival Droopy Dog Vicki was up there as a bridesmaid. But the best part of Tamra’s mess of a wedding was the backdrop of foolery they got married in front of. That looks like something a community college art student (no offense to community college art students) barfed up using spray paint, flea market rejects and an old bike found near a dumpster. That bike is apparently Eddie’s bike, so I’m guessing he wanted it nearby just in case he felt the need to jump on it and ride out of that bitch.

That display is a total wreck and you know, that’s actually a fitting symbol for this wedding.

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