Afternoon Crumbs

June 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Will that dude stop staring at Kelly Bensimon’s titty bag. It’s trying to make its escape and he’s ruining everything for it! – Hollywood Tuna

Goopy Paltrow thinks she’s too good for Vanity Fair and Vanity Fair is probably going to drag her 22-year-old stripper ass for it. It’s going to be like Christmas! – Lainey Gossip 

And The Difficult Brown went on to tweet, “and if you don’t like it, I’ll punch you in the throat, faggot!” – Towleroad

Vogue Korea went crazy with the Photoshop and made Miranda Kerr’s crotch look 2D – Drunken Stepfather

I wish Miley Cyrus would get a divorce from those ugly ass two-faced pants – The Superficial 

The dude in #7 needs to have a sword fight with The Hammaconda The Berry 

Boning Johnny Depp pays off – Celebitchy

These pictures of Lolly-headed Lilly from Shahs of Sunset reading Star Magazine are just too natural – Reality Tea

I see JLo has been going through Liberty Ross’ dirty laundry – ICYDK

Uma Thurman’s right chichi must’ve been feeling shy last night – Popoholic

LIZA > everybody else – Jezebel

Kristen Stewart talks to the paparazzi and actually looks sort of happy while doing so…. IT’S A TRAP! – I’m Not Obsessed

Katy Perry is on the cover of Vogue looking like she just woke up from taking a long afternoon nap in the fields – Just Jared

Keef Richards doesn’t hate heroin – HuffPo

Why does Chupa Zoe insist on dressing her kid like Andrea Zuckerman from 90210? – Popsugar

“Wait, is that dog slobber or something else on that chair I’m about to sit on…” is the number one thing guests say at Jennifer Aniston’s house – Videogum 

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