The shamelessness of it all! Can somebody check to see if Farrah Abraham’s born name is Karrat Kardashian, because there’s a good chance that she might be the spawn of Pimp Mama Kris. Farrah’s fame whoring knows no bounds and nothing is off limits. We’ve already seen Backdoor Ferret with a culo full of 8 inches and we’ve seen 8 fingers go into her crotch bag of tricks, and now we get to see her with a different kind of tube down her throat. The truth is, I’m not shocked. If Farrah really wanted to shock us all, she’d tweet a picture of her writing the correct answer to a simple math problem on a chalkboard.
InTouch (via Zap2It) says that on May 31st, Farrah went back under a plastic surgeon’s knife to trade in her C-cup saline bags for D-cup silicone bags. Farrah thought that her old tits were too soft and felt like “water balloons.” TOO SOFT? Water balloons? More like water balloons full of hardened concrete. If all the natural disasters hit Farrah’s old tits at once, they would not move. I’ve seen stone statues that look softer than Farrah’s tits did. Even though Farrah’s first fake chichis looked like a nuclear plant in San Diego, she went to the same plastic surgeon for her second tit job. Farrah says she loves her bigger titty bags and doesn’t plan on going any bigger. They still look like halved bowling balls to me, but I’m not the one who has stick them out while posing in a staged bikini photo shoot.
And here’s that picture of Farrah on the operating table. Click it to see the full version. Get your fingers ready, because you’ll want to right click + save that mess to use as your iPhone wallpaper.
On a positive note, she looks more full of life there than she does in her porn.