Justin Timberlake’s Nose Is A Tit

June 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Keratin spokesmodel Justin Timberlake queefed out the art for his new single “Tunnel Vision” and I don’t know if this ugliest single art I’ve ever seen or the greatest. It looks like a low-budget, MS Paint-made bachelor party invitation for a groom who has a weird obsession with James Bond. I didn’t even see the silhouette of the naked lady at fist. All I saw was NOSE! and then realized his nose is that chick’s saggy chichi. Saggy ass nose tit. If Justin Timberlake’s going to be using his nose as a chichi, he should really get a tit lift on his schnoz. But using his juicy pimple as her nipple was an elegant touch.

Here’s Justin leaving the relaunch of MySpace in Hollywood last night. I’m afraid to go to my old MySpace page, because I’m afraid to hear what my last MySpace page “theme song” was . Probably something by Cleopatra.

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