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June 13, 2013 / Posted by:

The Chicken Shirt from Roseanne!

There’s finally a Tumblr page dedicated to how hipster icon Jackie from Roseanne influenced millions of hipsters (read: those shifty ass hipsters stole her damn style!) and while skimming through it, I came across one of the most important pieces of fashion from TV (besides everything Kimmy Gibbler wore): THE CHICKEN SHIRT!

The Chicken Shirt was on Roseanne more than Becky #2 was and it should’ve gotten an honorary Emmy. The Chicken Shirt made it onto the body of every cast member at some point. Roseanne apparently said that The Chicken Shirt was an artistic statement.

“The chicken shirt, it was just the ugliest shirt I ever saw and we had this bet between us, the actors; if you show something really bad on TV it takes off. It was like another rebellious artistic statement, that it looks like art when it’s on TV.”

She’s right. It is art and they should put it in the Louvre. But crazy Roseanne is wrong about it being the ugliest shirt she’s ever seen. Besides the Enrique Iglesias mark that she wore on her face for She-Devil, The Chicken Shirt is the most beautiful thing to touch her body. I would get a tattoo of The Chicken Shirt on my taint, but I’m going to get a tattoo of her She-Devil mole instead.

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