Dalmatian Puppies Will Become Extinct In 3…2…

June 13, 2013 / Posted by:

At the naming ceremony for Princess Cruises’ newest ship “The Royal Princess” in London today, Duchess Kate made one of her last public appearances before birthing out Prince Hot Ginge’s niece or nephew and her ass chose to wear something from Cruella de Vil’s maternity collection. The Daily Mail says that the coat dress thing Kate wore has already sold out. So hide yo Dalmatian puppies, because they’re coming for them to fulfill orders.

Duchess Kate is supposed to give birth to PHG’s future protégé in July and UsWeekly (via Hollywood Life) claims that her due date is the same as Kim Kartrashian’s due date. The heir to the throne of England is supposed to start breathing air on July 11th, the same day the heir to the fame whore throne is supposed to be born. If this is true, neither of those babies are ever coming out of their mother’s body. Duchess Kate sure as hell isn’t going to let her baby be born on the same day as a West Kartrshian. And Kim wants her baby to be born on the same day the future King or Queen of England is born. She probably planned it that way. Kate isn’t going to push out her baby until Kar Krash West Kartrashian is born and Kim isn’t going to have a C-section until she hears that Kate is in labor. The future King or Queen of England’s 3-year-old leg is going to be hanging out of Duchess Kate’s vagine royale and she’ll still be screaming at Kim, “You go first, bitch! You go first!

Pics: Splash, Wenn.com

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