Afternoon Crumbs

June 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift is so strong for showing up to the FiFi awards so soon after almost drowning in a pool full of Tang powder and crushed Circus Peanuts – Hollywood Tuna

Sadness Is RPattz’s chopped up hair in his Dior Homme ad. Where will the unicorns frolic now that the magical forest has been butchered? – Lainey Gossip 

In possibly related news, John Travolta has announced that he’s moving to Barcelona for the summer – Towleroad

Reese Witherspoon is an AMERICAN CITIZEN on AMERICAN SOIL so she can show her AMERICAN CITIZEN ASS on AMERICAN SOIL if she wants to – The Superficial 

Lauren Conrad proves that some chicks look like they’re wearing a Sally Beauty Supply wig when they get bangs – Drunken Stepfather

This post has way too many towels in it – The Berry 

Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerovsky might be doing it – Celebitchy

Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez should name their son Simba – ICYDK

Vanessa Hudgens’ platform sneakers should’ve died a slow death at a rave in the late 90s – Popoholic

It’s nice to see that the Botox hasn’t seeped into Pimp Mama Kris’ brain and eaten away her sense of delusion – Reality Tea

I don’t know what The Hunting Season is, but the name fits, because that peen’s about as big as an obese moose – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Thanks to TLC we’ll FINALLY get to smell the essence of Mama June’s forklift foot – SOW

I think that Claire girl’s shoes were once used as bookends in my Japanese grandmother’s “nice” living room – Moe Jackson

Okay, okay, but does Steve Sanders’ bulge make an appearance? – HuffPo

Surprise, surprise, being the girlfriend of  a piece of trash douche sucks – Jezebel

Halle Berry wears a dress by Hefty to the Champs-Elysees Film Festival – Just Jared

Stephen Amell’s six-pack went on vacation too, but I still would – Popsugar

Katie Holmes wants to know what it’s like to make a baby by having actual sex – IDLYITW

From now on I’m ending every phone call with “Bloody!” – Videogum

Miley Cyrus will be wearing this tomorrow – I’m Not Obsessed

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