Afternoon Crumbs
Taylor Swift is so strong for showing up to the FiFi awards so soon after almost drowning in a pool full of Tang powder and crushed Circus Peanuts –Â Hollywood Tuna
Sadness Is RPattz’s chopped up hair in his Dior Homme ad. Where will the unicorns frolic now that the magical forest has been butchered? – Lainey GossipÂ
In possibly related news, John Travolta has announced that he’s moving to Barcelona for the summer – Towleroad
Reese Witherspoon is an AMERICAN CITIZEN on AMERICAN SOIL so she can show her AMERICAN CITIZEN ASS on AMERICAN SOIL if she wants to – The SuperficialÂ
Lauren Conrad proves that some chicks look like they’re wearing a Sally Beauty Supply wig when they get bangs – Drunken Stepfather
This post has way too many towels in it – The BerryÂ
Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerovsky might be doing it – Celebitchy
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez should name their son Simba – ICYDK
Vanessa Hudgens’ platform sneakers should’ve died a slow death at a rave in the late 90s – Popoholic
It’s nice to see that the Botox hasn’t seeped into Pimp Mama Kris’ brain and eaten away her sense of delusion – Reality Tea
I don’t know what The Hunting Season is, but the name fits, because that peen’s about as big as an obese moose – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Thanks to TLC we’ll FINALLY get to smell the essence of Mama June’s forklift foot – SOW
I think that Claire girl’s shoes were once used as bookends in my Japanese grandmother’s “nice” living room – Moe Jackson
Okay, okay, but does Steve Sanders’ bulge make an appearance? – HuffPo
Surprise, surprise, being the girlfriend of  a piece of trash douche sucks – Jezebel
Halle Berry wears a dress by Hefty to the Champs-Elysees Film Festival – Just Jared
Stephen Amell’s six-pack went on vacation too, but I still would – Popsugar
Katie Holmes wants to know what it’s like to make a baby by having actual sex – IDLYITW
From now on I’m ending every phone call with “Bloody!” – Videogum
Miley Cyrus will be wearing this tomorrow – I’m Not Obsessed