Well, That Went Smoothly….

The newly redesigned Dlisted went up yesterday afternoon and as I raised my Red Solo Cup full of sparkling Andre to its freshly painted walls, the walls fell down, the roof caved in and the toilets overflowed. The Great Big Dlisted Redesign of 2013 turned into a mess! To make a long, boring technical story short, the site started crashing right away and it became as unstable as Amanda Bynes’ teetering wig. It was decided that I need to be moved to a different server, so I was kicked out of my renovated home and now I’m sitting on a cot in the middle of a homeless shelter, guzzling down Andre straight from the bottle.

This is Dlisted’s temporary, bare bones home for the next week or so. The old posts, comments and features will trickle in during the next week and the site should look what it’s supposed to look like soon. If it doesn’t, then you can catch me screaming about all the gossip and fuckery on the ho stroll’s most desolate corner. Drop a quarter in my Styrofoam cup.

Unfortunately, you can’t log-in with your username just yet. Commenting is open for now. Commenting is closed for now and will be back in the next few days. In the meantime, shout your comments into your bong. I’ll pick up my bong, put my ear to the mouthpiece and hear exactly what you said. Thanks for being patient and for all the emails (the nice ones AND the bitchy ones). Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go break this empty bottle of Andre and smoke crack out of it. May the foolery commence!