With Dlisted being down all day yesterday and most of today, I’m playing a hardcore game of ketchup (I should’ve typed “catch-up” but I like the idea of playing a hardcore game of ketchup instead), so you probably have already put your eyeballs on this clip from Reddit of a bunch of overheated people on a stranded plane singing out some R. Kelly to boost their spirits. They should’ve made it a full R. Kelly moment by peeing all over each other.
When an Allegiant Air flight from Las Vegas to Phoenix got stuck on the runway for five hours and the lack of A/C caused passengers to get crazy with the heat, a dude united everybody with song by playing “I Believe I Can Fly.” Where was this dude when I was stuck on an AirTran flight from NYC to Orlando, FL for three hours on the runway with my long-haired black chihuahua? I could’ve used the spirit boost. My poor dog was over that shit and those bitches at AirTran wouldn’t even let me pull him out of his travel bag. I should’ve pulled him out anyway and told them that he’s a pre-waxed baby Kardashian and I’m his nanny and how dare they treat a baby Kardashian like that. Oh well, next time.
And now I’m going to sing “I Believe I Can Fly” until Dlisted is back in all its whorey glory.